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thatcadetguy:

deanisanactualprincess:

makochantachibanana:

tonimorrisons:

amenpenis:

cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”

this frickin tag omg

YOU GUYS HAVE A GIF FOR EVERYTHING. IT’S RIDICULOUS. 

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thentheysaidburnher:

And when men say “this is what happens when women turn men down” that isn’t a harmless observation, that is a credible threat. Men are holding women hostage for access to our bodies. They are appealing to women’s empathy to try to get us to comply so we will not lose more sisters. But male violence is not women’s fault and we are not responsible for our own murders.

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habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

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nymphamortem:

"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"

THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN

YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE

YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO

I WANT TO FUCKING CRY

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sassybabushka:

When my friend was in fourth grade her teacher asked for an example of irony, and she answered “Harry Potter searching for the final horcrux, but he is the final horcrux” and her teacher started screaming and said “I DIDN’T FINISH THE BOOK OH MY GOD!”

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shirefulscarves:

allthewaytoneverland:

dorothy-cotton:

If you’re ever in britain, when you walk the dog it’s called “Dogging” 

So if you’re going to walk your dog be sure to ask all of your british friends if they’d like to come dogging with you!

Make sure to invite everyone out dogging when you come here!

*squints suspiciously*

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  • Anonymousfor your birthday you should ask for the destruction of the patriarchy and to give women the respect and equality they deserve and for elliot rodgers to be recognised for what he was, a misogynistic, narcissistic asshat. and maybe ask for some cookies as well
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    amen. minus the cookies

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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hopeforthebestplanfortheworst:

It’s like sun goes down dicks come up

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okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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spookynez:

chaosprancing:

superwholockgarfield:

morgrana:

OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”

it’s past, present and future

you will be hurt

you are hurt

you were hurt

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

you poetic little shit

it’s because… it’s an adjective… …

you will be stupid

you are stupid

you were stupid

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rubee:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

you know what else hurts?????????? getting abused for being a ‘bad person’ because you didnt want to date somebody that you werent interested in

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